Have you ever killed a man for his jelly bean stash? Neither have we.
Giving you a reason to be a jerkass.
Is that a leprechaun in your pants, or are you just happy to see us?
When you care enough to send the very worst.
▼ gimme moreUgly is not a costume.
▼ gimme moreCelebrating old white men in wigs and knickers.
Another year closer to having a face like a catchers mit.
We saw your mommy kissing Santa Claus. Too bad it wasn't on the lips.
The only thing you'll be kissing at midnight is the toilet.

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